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Ok. We get it. It was your first earth quake- and a 5.8, not a bad beginning. Things can only get better, right? What i do not need is footage of the event. Especially lame footage accompanied by a ‘cute’ one liner.

I’ve seen footage of bike shops, swimming pools, and even wine bottles breaking. The horror! There is something about shit moving unexpectedly that gets people, much like cats, excited. This was not a 9.0-  desks were not flying across the room, people were not killed (which i a good thing)- but now I have to listen to everyone tell their earthquake story- Oh yeah? You were on the phone and you actually said “I think I have to go- We’re having an earthquake.” How about you? Oh, you were sitting on a bench? You don’t say!

This accompanied by the woman who said it was “Beautiful” just really make me weep for humanity. It’s over.  I don’t care if you have security footage of a restroom or a bunch of people running outside.

Seriously.

Ok, enough of that. Today the weekend begins, and i’m pretty excited for it. Batman again, Saddle Ranch, coffee, out, surfing, and Saturday night, which I have no plans for as of yet, but I’m sure I can think of something to do. Lets do it.

“I used to sleep nude – until the earthquak”