Incite Full

I might have just found the best game ever. And i cannot wait to start playing it- so much in fact I already started. Last night.

It’s called Jaggering, and essentially it’s copying the moves of Mick Jagger anytime someone communicates the words “Do your best Jagger” to you. It’s a ton of fun, and basically really helps you realize when you’re out that no one gives a shit about anything. And half the time, you will entertain them and it works in your favor. Case in point, steph, brian and I all went to 21 choices yesterday for a post-dinner, pre-top chef snack. We ended up getting ding-dong and marshmallow, or reeses’s pieces vanilla, or some combination thereof.

Having just explained the game to steph, we’re standing in line for maybe 3 to 4 minutes when she turns to me and says “Hey Mike, do your best Jagger”. Well fuck, but without hesitation I do the back up finger wiggle, and a little dancing to which a random girl, having seen my mating ritual, tells me how awesome I am.

But revenge, like frozen yogurt, is a dish best served cold. One of the girls working there came up and started chatting with the crowd, we talked back a bit, and found out she was having a long day, what with school and all. I asked if she wanted it to be instantly better, to which she ovbiously said yes.

Steph, do your best Jagger.

And she does it, we laugh and she turns bright red, much like I did. We pay for our treats and the clerk gives us a free coupon for froyo in the future, all because of the Jagger.

So, you see, it is just an awesome game. And I look forward to some funny, embarrassing and truly awesome stories from it.

“Afterward, you can remove all traces of reality”