Incite Full

This past weekend was intense. A lot of work packed into a short amount of time was the theme, and the end result is me having moved into my new apartment. I’m pretty happy with how everything is going, especially the fact that I’ve got my own closet at the new place. It’s a little cramped as of this morning, mostly because I’m still waiting to unpack a few boxes- but I can deal with that for a little while.

I haven’t been able to cook anything for a while, what with the move and all, which is killing me. But all the meals i’ve eaten have been with good company- especially when it’s been with some people I haven’t caught up with in quite some time. Saturday night probably takes the cake, however, what with the grilled ribs I had over at Tommy and Matt’s place.

That night was also fantastic, what with the celebratory party I threw at the bars for everyone who helped me move. That was probably too much fun. In fact, on our way home, Matt and I stopped to eat burritos AND hot dogs. Ultimately, I did not finish both, but  that’s probably because I was laughing too hard at the trail of doritos that led straight to tommy’s room from about 3 blocks away.

In other news, twice saturday I was told that I resemble a cross between Ashton Kutcher (ugh) and Daniel Day-Lewis (say what?!). One time, someone adding “but way sexier.” And that’s just a lie- I’m a lot of things, but one thing I am not, is sexy. I had to actually laugh when the person said it, because it was far too ridiculous. But hey, maybe in those dark, dank bars I am. I won’t lose sleep over finding out.

I digress; my annoyance with Ashton kutcher is that I find him so dull and uninspired. He plays the same role all the time, and in this particular case- that role sucks. I know these people don’t describe me as acting like him, just resembling. That description, however, lives on the periphery of similarity- and I will raze the villages of such accusations with extreme prejudice. The later, Daniel Day-Lewis, just confounds me. I mean, I am pretty sure that I have nothing in common with this man, except for being awesome. Aside from that, and my shameless quoting of his famous milkshake line, there is nothing there. nothing. I suppose I should have asked if it was “there will be blood” Lewis or something else, but either way, I’m not offended, but I’m not buying this either.

“Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army. “